The Vice Admiral Gender Studies Action Figure

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Great news!  Now you can spend the afternoon scolding your Poe Dameron action figure, in the same hysterical manner that overbearing hippie mothers scold their own children.  Hasbro proudly presents the Vice Admiral Gender Studies action figure.  World Class Bullshitters reports:

Well, this should help sagging toy and merchandise sales.  Honestly, they’d probably sell more Thala-Siren Mashup figures.

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Arms folded in disgusted disapproval of macho machismo.

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