Han Solo: Adventures In Babysitting

Does the new SOLO movie have you itching to read a ripping good yarn about Han Solo and his fellow scoundrels in their latest caper?  Too bad for you.

What you get instead, is a novel about Han Solo’s poor child rearing skills.

Joe Anderton of Digital Spy reports in an article entitled, New Star Wars story features Han Solo looking after a crying baby Kylo Ren:

An upcoming novel called Last Shot is going to be released just before the movie, and will feature Han as a new father looking after the baby Ben Solo (who later becomes known as Kylo Ren).

The official Star Wars website has uploaded an excerpt from the novel, in which #daddy Solo is trying to get his son to stop crying and complaining about having to go to New Republic meetings before being visited by a hologram of Mon Mothma, and it ends with him getting punched in the face by Lando Calrissian.

For those with a strong stomach, the excerpt can be found here:

NEW DAD HAN SOLO FACES HIS GREATEST CHALLENGE — TODDLER BEN — IN THIS LAST SHOT EXCLUSIVE EXCERPT

DrunkSolo

Maybe in the next novel, Han Solo will get involved in a drunken domestic dispute.

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