Does the new SOLO movie have you itching to read a ripping good yarn about Han Solo and his fellow scoundrels in their latest caper? Too bad for you.
What you get instead, is a novel about Han Solo’s poor child rearing skills.
Joe Anderton of Digital Spy reports in an article entitled, New Star Wars story features Han Solo looking after a crying baby Kylo Ren:
The official Star Wars website has uploaded an excerpt from the novel, in which #daddy Solo is trying to get his son to stop crying and complaining about having to go to New Republic meetings before being visited by a hologram of Mon Mothma, and it ends with him getting punched in the face by Lando Calrissian.
For those with a strong stomach, the excerpt can be found here: