On the heels of a breakthrough study, it has now been confirmed that Russian Bots were directly responsible for the racist and sexist online harassment that led Kelly Marie Tran to disable her Instagram account.
The evidence I have collected shows that the syntax used in sexist and racist comments directed at Kelly Marie Tran demonstrate the actions of a Russian Bot. Profuse overuse and misapplication of adjectives is the primary indicator.
Double secret insiders have disclosed to me, that the Russian Bots could be gaining access to American Internet servers through JJ Abrams’ production company, Bad Robot.
Now, I’m fully aware that absolutely none of this is true. And if you’re a normal person rather than a famously abnormal SJW, you probably aren’t gullible enough to buy any of this either.
But I’m going to pretend that it’s true anyway, in order to advance a political agenda. Knowing that most people don’t read past the headline, I have a pretty good chance at getting people to believe this just by getting the headline to appear in Google searches. You can help by spreading the URL to this blog post far and wide across the interwebs.
H/T to Jeremy from The Quartering for suggesting that we ask this question. It’s a good thing that we did.
Comrade Ivanov Filmfixitov explains other aspects of this insidious Russian Bot conspiracy: