Back in May, Lucasfilm representatives responded to complains from fans by gloating and taunting those fans with the now infamous Fanboy Tears coffee mug.
Well, turn about is always fair play.
Recently, unhinged crank Chuck Wendig was purportedly fired from all Star Wars projects according to his own claims. As a result, Lucasfilm representatives predictably wept and wailed over the loss of their flagship comrade. This happened to the delight of many fans, who had been targeted by Chuck Wendig’s repeated insults and general lunacy.
Those disaffected fans can now enjoy sending the taunts right back, with their very own Lucasfilm Tears mug, now available at my own CafePress shop, just in time for Christmas or Celebration 2019, or any social gathering.
But that’s not all. There’s more! At my CafePress.com shop, disaffected fans will also have their choice of an Acrylic Double Wall Tumbler.
But wait! There’s more!
For the athletic types, my CafePress.com shop has several Sports Water Bottles to choose from.
For those soccer moms on the go, my CafePress.com shop has several handy Travel Mugs.
For the discerning and distinguished disaffected fan, my CafePress.com shop offers the discreet Liquor Flask, perfect for sneaking into the theater as you drown your sorrows away while watching Episode IX.
For you party animals, you have your choice of Pint Glass or Shot Glass to pour that liquor into, at my CafePress.com shop.
We haven’t forgotten about you day drinkers that can’t go an hour without a nip, so my CafePress.com shop also offers a convenient Flask Necklace.
And for the manly men who wish to nourish their toxic masculinity, my CafePress.com shop offers the powerful Beer Stein.
And so much more! All with a 30-Day Money back guarantee!
Check back to my CafePress.com shop periodically for new products.
But act now, these fine products won’t last long.
As soon as hysterical SJW activists and Lucasfilm lawyers get wind of this, they’ll all have an orgy on the storefront’s report button. They simply won’t be able to help themselves.
So get yours today!