Geek Girl Diva Shows Off Her 24K Gold Dildo

While we’re all waiting for Ethan Van Sciver’s recent video to inevitably resurface, perhaps I can interest you in a tide-me-over?

You may ask yourself, “What kind of author should write articles at starwars.com which children might read?”  There’s a chance you may not answer, “One who proudly shows off her instruments of sexual gratification for all the world to see.”

Human claxon and freelance starwars.com writer GeekGirlDiva doesn’t think too highly of would-be suitors who flee from her multi-colored hair.

Men who think women who dye their hair vivid colors are unattractive are too stupid to fuck anyway. pic.twitter.com/BNPxXAyWbf

— Geek Girl Diva (@geekgirldiva) November 17, 2018

GeekGirlDiva

Both versions have vivid hair color, but there are some nuanced differences.

Unfortunately it doesn’t appear that GeekGirlDiva has found the Prince Charming who isn’t “too stupid” quite yet.  But not to worry, she now has an adequate substitute, having just received a long awaited package in the mail.  Free Shipping.

GeekGirlDivaDildo

There’s more here against humanity than just the cards.

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11 thoughts on “Geek Girl Diva Shows Off Her 24K Gold Dildo

  1. Ummmm…
    Is there a reason why she’s allowed to have the Rebel Alliance logo as her Twitter profile while posting dildos for the world to see? Isn’t Star Wars a Disney brand and Disney a family oriented company? Would the Mouse like to know that?
    Just asking.
    Also, I’m sure she needs that because she’s a nasty in and out hambeast that no man would approach with the intention of intercourse.

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  2. “Men who think women who dye their hair vivid colors are unattractive are too stupid to fuck anyway.”

    Well, looking at her that dildo is all she’ll ever get, because holy crap, who hired Cruella de Vil for Star Wars?

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