Galaxy’s Edge As Empty As A Showing Of Solo On Opening Day


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Remember a few days back, the legacy media was pestering us with breathless headlines like this?

Disneyland’s ‘Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge’ Crowds Reach Capacity Within an Hour on Opening Day

Well as to be expected, reality is setting in down at SJW Land.  SC Reviews has the story via SlashFilm:

SlashFilm writes:

You can walk right into Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge right now at Disneyland without a problem, on the first week the land has been open to the public without reservations. Disneyland and Disney California Adventure both seem to be empty. The standby lines for some of the most popular rides in the parks are the lowest I’ve ever seen. This is the middle of the Summer, when Disneyland Resort is usually packed to capacity. What is going on here?

But how can this be?  Where are the droves of evolved Reylos and the beta male SJWs who love them?

That video comes from our new theme park-focused YouTube channel Ordinary Adventures, so please subscribe if you haven’t done so already! Watch as I visit Galaxy’s Edge this week, explore all the sold-out shops, and appreciate how peaceful it is without massive crowds.

But this does bring up a very interesting question: why is Galaxy’s Edge not busy?

Disney was fearing the worst when it came to crowd expectations for Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge. There were rumors of internal projections that saw the park reaching capacity for the first couple months of the opening. Naturally, this had fans wondering how Disney Parks logistics would handle the opening of the company’s first Star Wars Land. As you may know, they handed it with a five-prong approach:

Extensive blackout days for cast members and annual passholders.

Creating new and limited time attractions in Disney California Adventure to lure away crowds. These include bringing back Soarin’ Over California, adding Mickey’s Philharmagic to Hollywood Land, and the addition of shows like The Tale of the Lion King.

A three week preview period, which required reservations to enter the land for 4-hour timed periods.

A boarding pass process, which would allow Disneyland guests to enter a virtual queue via the Disneyland app to enter the land as crowds dissipate.

A new huge parking garage and tram loading area to help accommodate the expected masses (the tram loading area is now open and can be seen in my video above, while the new parking lot is expected to be open any day now).

On the day that the land opened without reservations, it hit capacity and the boarding process went as promoted. But then something strange happened. Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge has not required boarding groups since the launch day and Disneyland has been strangely empty. We traveled to the park earlier this week, and not only was Disneyland empty, but Galaxy’s Edge was the most uncrowded I’ve seen it yet.

So what is happening here? Did Disney scare potential tourists away from visiting the park with all these precautionary logistical procedures? This could be a real possibility, and the news stories of Galaxy’s Edge hitting capacity within minutes of opening were seen by far more people than the social buzz of the parks being empty since.

Or it could be that almost all the annual passes are currently blocked out, aside from the Signature and Signature Plus, the two top-of-the-line passes. It’s worth noting that Disney has since changed their course and told cast members they are no longer blocked out from Disneyland this Summer (aside from July 4). In addition to that, Disneyland sent an email to Annual Passholders announcing a new summertime deal that would allow passholders to bring a friend to the Disneyland Resort with the purchase of a 1-Day Park Hopper ticket for $99. It seems clear that Disney’s plan backfired and the Mouse House is now trying whatever they can to get people into the parks.

But the real question is this: why are people staying away? Disneyland is notoriously more of a local park. Unlike Walt Disney World in Florida, Anaheim is filled with local annual passholders. So maybe blocking all the lower and mid-tier passes, alongside cast member access, is to blame? It seems very likely to me that this is the best answer, as rides from Disneyland and Disney California Adventure have had some of the shortest standby lines I’ve ever seen. For example, the massively popular Radiator Springs Racers had a 10-15 minute wait the other day.

Perhaps tourists are staying away because the second Star Wars ride, Rise of the Resistance, has not yet opened. Why plan a trip to Anaheim when the land is only half-open? I could totally see that affecting vacation travel plans.

But the other interesting aspect is that it’s clear Disneyland underestimated fan demand for the exclusive products being offered in Batuu. When I visited on Wednesday, a lot of stuff was sold out. The list includes:

Half of the Legacy Lightsabers, including favorite characters like Rey, Luke Skywalker, and Darth Vader. Disney had initially planned to not sell any merchandise in the land with the Star Wars logo on it, but when I visited Dok-Ondar’s they were selling some of the old Disney-branded lightsabers that used to be sold at Star Traders and Disney Stores.

All of the kyber crystals. These crystals allow fans who build their own lightsaber to change the color of their blades, as well as inserting them in Jedi and Sith holocrons to access different soundbites from famous characters. Right now if you buy a holocron, they will sell you one blue or red crystal from Savi’s without the packaging.

At Droid Depot, where you can build your own droid, they are completely sold out of personality chips, droid-carry backpacks, and the popular coin-like Batuu Spira gift card.

At Oga’s Cantina, the $75 beer flight collectible with four rancor tooth glasses is sold out.

And this is just touching the surface. So many other things throughout the land are sold out and it’s shocking that Disney didn’t anticipate fan demand for some of these items. Some items have been sold out for days or weeks and haven’t been restocked. That includes the Loth Cats and Salacious Crumbs from the Creature Stall and the Yubnub tiki style collectible mug from Oga’s.

To make up for that, Disney has begun selling extra lightsaber pieces from Savi’s for $20, something that wasn’t offered until this week. Also, the droid depot also is now selling extra droid pieces for the same price. I guess if they have stock of something in the backroom, why not sell it?

During the reservation period, Oga’s Cantina and Savi’s Workshop (the build-your-own-lightsaber experience) would both hit capacity within minutes of a new reservation period beginning. There were a lot of complaints from fans who weren’t able to do either of those premium experiences. Those who got into the Cantina were often found complaining about the long lines in the sun, the unfriendly cast members serving the drinks, and the packed and uncomfortable quarters. Now you can easily get a reservation for Oga’s Cantina in the app, and the bar seems a lot less full. That might be bad for Disney, but it’s a much more comfortable and user-friendly experience. Savi’s Workshop is also a lot easier to reserve.

Why is Galaxy’s Edge and Disneyland not as busy as expected? No one can seem to nail down the answer to the question. I’m guessing it’s a combination of all the explanations outlined above, which is sad. Disney Parks logistics spent a lot of time, money, and effort to make sure that attending Galaxy’s Edge would not be a horrible experience for fans and that might have partially bit them in the foot. After all, on the other side of the country, there’s a new Harry Potter ride with a 10-hour wait in a completely packed theme park. No virtual queuing, no reservation periods – just old fashioned long lines. From what I’ve heard, that attraction and park seem busier than ever.

Scaring tourists away with logistical procedures.  Backout days.  New and limited time attractions.  A three week preview period.  A boarding pass process.  A huge parking garage.  Lower and mid-tier passes.  Only half open.  And a partridge in a pear tree.

Anything but the fact that The Last Jedi was so awful that it turned away the bulk of the fanbase and killed the franchise.

Tell me again how Episode IX is going to hit $1 Billion.  Hilarious!

33 thoughts on “Galaxy’s Edge As Empty As A Showing Of Solo On Opening Day

  1. ‘The goal is never to divide or make people upset, but I do think the conversations that are happening were going to have to happen at some point if sw is going to grow, move forward and stay vital.’
    – Rian Johnson, December 21st 2017

    Good one, roundhead! I assume this tweet is deleted now, but it should be framed and hung up above the entrance to the sad empty ghost town that is Galaxy’s Edge.

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  2. Can you imagine how phenomenal a STAR WARS theme park would’ve been back in the OT days?

    At what point will they finally recognize that they destroyed the franchise and it’s fanbase?

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  3. They should have stuck with the Original Trilogy or even Prequel Trilogy, since most people loved either of those two much better than the Sequel Trilogy. Guess Disney’s going to lose a lot of money from this mistake. Darn shame that Wookieepedia’s going to have a LOT of blank articles relating to this event, though…

    Speaking of money losses at Disney theme parks, though, somewhat unrelated, but have any sales figures come out for that sick and awful Gay Days event for 2015 and beyond? Last I heard via the Florida Family Association back in 2014, enough people avoided that event that Disney had to force the few people who did arrive in train cars just to give the illusion that it was jam-packed. I haven’t heard anything since on FFA, and I also have no way of knowing if Disney cancelled that event either silently or if it’s still on-going (I hope it’s been shut down for being a money-losing operation, but knowing the management such as Bob Iger, I suspect that they won’t close it down regardless of its money loss. If I must be honest, Iger’s even worse of a CEO than Michael Eisner EVER was, and Iger’s reputed to be a godsend compared to Eisner when he had early retirement forced upon him).

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    • There’s a person appearing to be a shareholder or insider who pops ’round here from time to time and pulls the curtain aside a little bit. But they should be careful, hopefully with a good VPN. Anyways, you might get an answer to these.

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  4. As someone who lives in the SoCal area I was a big fan of Disneyland since I was a kid. During that period, Orange country was teaming with high tech manufacturing enterprises including electronics, space and defense companies everywhere. New housing tracks sprung up in the orange groves and the schools were top of the state. Today, the high tech stuff was killed off in the 90s or moved to Silicon Valley. Most of Anaheim is run down and looks like a city in Mexico demographics wise. There’s the added advantage of LA’s homeless overflow camping out within view of the Disneyland campus. The last time I went there every park entrant had to be wanded for knives like something out of “Brazil”. Disneyland no longer brings up comparisons to the Copenhagen’s Tivoli Gardens which inspired Disney to create it and more closely resembles the old tacky Pacific Ocean Park amusement pier which went out of business in the 60s.

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  5. Does Pablo Hidalgo still work for Lucasfilm? A good question, so let’s investigate. Help needed and appreciated.

    1. Pablo has a page. Can someone investigate and verify there, if he is still working for Lucasfilm? The link can be found on in section “Personal Details”

    2. Was Pablo absent from Celebration Chicago 2019? I can’t find anything that indicates he was a host. Or if he was there at all. Has someone more info? Even maybe seen him there? He was a host and around during prior Celebrations. Note other Lucasfilm employeers are listed here:

    3. He draws two “bots” a day and posts both at the same time on twitter in the mornig before 8:00 am. He tweets all day long, even in working hours. How fast can he draw two bots?

    4. Is he a “freelance” writer now, who works from home? On twitter he claims he is doing research work.

    5. He claims he tweets a lot less about Star Wars? Why? He was always keen to tweet about Star Wars and show how dumb those dumb fans are.

    6. Bonus Question: Does the Lucasfilm Story Group still exist?


    • Only answer to #6 is Carrie Beck is still there, indicted by Filoni saying at Celebration that “she and Disney Plus VP Agnes Chu” were the ones who lobbied to bring back The Clone Wars for Disney Plus.


    • Pablo did not attend Celebration this year. Don’t know if he ever gave a reason but he admitted he wasn’t going weeks before the event happened.


    • And thanks to the pompous and outright hostile attidudes of Disney/Lucasfilm employees, combined with 3 practically unwatchable films, I dare say precious few people over 40 care about Star Wars anymore either.


  6. I have watched some demo videos of the ride in action, and boy oh boy does it really suck!

    After people coming off the ride, I can imagine this being said over the intercom,

    “Thank you for riding Star Wars Galaxy’s Edge. Please exit to the left to the gift shop(rip off zone) and claim your participation trophies. Please enjoy your stay at out park while we clean you out of money for worthless trash. Have a wonderful Disney day.”

    So basically they have a cock pit that 6 people sit in and they all have a function to do on the ride. People are mashing buttons like a MF’er! The “pilot” was crashing left and right. And you are being guided the whole time from Hondo of The Clone Wars. The locations suck in the ride. Bland and boring like the Di$ney War$ films themselves!

    Star Tours is a much better ride than this new one.

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  8. I’ll bet the only reason they sold out of certain items is because they’re being put up for bids on eBay. When they fail to sell there, the “scalpers” will stop buying and Galaxy’s Edge will stop selling out.


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  10. Has anyone here been to some version of ‘Flintstone’s City’ in their past?

    If so, does GE sound like it is basically the same thing?


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