Now, if the theme park were a rip-roaring success, then Disney and Lucasfilm would no doubt brag about the genitalia percentages of their Imagineers. But now that the park is emptier than Wallyworld closed on a day for cleaning and repair, will anyone be touting the wahman in charge of this fiasco? Unlikely.
— Jar Jar (Not) ̶A̶b̶r̶a̶m̶s̶ (@JarJarAbramss) June 30, 2019
Suddenly it makes sense as to why Star Wars Land would celebrate “International Wahman’s Day.” Who would have thought that pestering people with annoying political indoctrination would drive away customers?
It’ll be interesting to see if they re-package any of these pre-fabricated excuses for low attendance in the coming weeks.
Thanks to Jar Jar Abrams for the tip.