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The Force Is Patriarchal

Perhaps you’ve read about the recent hubbub over The Force Is Female T-shirt.  But not to worry.  I’m here to put a little yang in Lucasfilm’s yin.

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You can restore balance in the Force, by purchasing one of many offerings at Itchy Bacca’s Emporium of Fine Goods.  Such as this sporty football T-Shirt.

There are many fine offerings for every member of the family in all age groups for every budget.

You can also treat yourself to several different models of the Fanbaby Tears mug: